chicken beast

Rumblings down on the farm. A stream-of-consciousness thing. I don't live on a farm. And I'm a chicken when it comes to spiders. Don't look for any kind of coherent theme here...
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These hang out on my shoulders, deciding my fate.

(via coffeeandtentacles)

Well thank you Mr. Lady with the alligator purse.
They’re probably bonded by some gemstone or something.
Because their hands look like cows.
Sofs, age 3

Today’s smoothie - ran out of bananas and spinach. This is just frozen tropical fruit and orange juice.

Hanging out with Roary’s paws while stuck at home sick.

on Flickr.

My favorite shirt right now.

But I’m a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker…and I’ve got the equipment to trim your hedge.
Aoi Kyogoku after Tsukiko Saionji says “He doesn’t look like a weed whacker.” (Imadoki by Yu Watase)
Look! Your ass is sparkling!
Nipples McQueen to Moebius “ass clown” Dickus. Dungeon Siege III.
  • Em: we need to stop getting greeting cards.
  • Mark: yeah, they're a bitch, right?