But I’m a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker…and I’ve got the equipment to trim your hedge.
Aoi Kyogoku after Tsukiko Saionji says “He doesn’t look like a weed whacker.” (Imadoki by Yu Watase)
Look! Your ass is sparkling!
Nipples McQueen to Moebius “ass clown” Dickus. Dungeon Siege III.
I wasn’t expecting to turn around and see you with a donut on a fork.
I can’t die; look at these pants!
Mark (as möbius dickus in dungeon siege III)