June 2013
2 posts
April 2013
12 posts
“But I’m a computer hacker, and a safe cracker, and a butt smacker…and I’ve got the equipment to trim your hedge.”
—Aoi Kyogoku after Tsukiko Saionji says “He doesn’t look like a weed whacker.” (Imadoki by Yu Watase)
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“Look! Your ass is sparkling!”
—Nipples McQueen to Moebius “ass clown” Dickus. Dungeon Siege III.
- Em: we need to stop getting greeting cards.
- Mark: yeah, they're a bitch, right?
“I wasn’t expecting to turn around and see you with a donut on a fork.”
—Mark
“I can’t die; look at these pants!”
—Mark (as möbius dickus in dungeon siege III)
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
2 posts
January 2013
7 posts
Where have I been?
December 2012
1 post
November 2012
8 posts
Say A Prayer (Remix)
Breathe
love love love love love love love love…Breathe! Favorite band of all time! oh, my heart…
SNL Performances of "Carry On" & "Some Nights"
Saturday Night Live was an unbelievable experience. Here are “Carry On” and “Some Night” for those of you who missed it:
why, oh why are you coming to town the same night as walk the moon? I already bought tickets for walk the moon! torn…so torn…
October 2012
15 posts
“Looking up Hines Ward’s cultural background. Things on my to-do list.”
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“Every commercial now looks like an erectile dysfunction commercial.”
—Mark noticing the number of ED commercials while watching football
September 2012
15 posts
Guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip
but then there’s Will Smith
tumblr, you’re cracking me up tonight…and distracting me from my writing.
