January 2008
28 posts
pat: wow - 10 year old veterinarian...on yahoo frontpage. a 10 year old just got her college degree - yikes
em: damn. must be nice to know what you want to be at 10 years old. i'm over 30 and still haven't figured it out
pat: me either
em: high five
pat: lol
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...”
– Mike Myers
mark: I'm going to sign up for this, just for the shirt: March 29, 2008, 10:30 am King's Landing Park Huntingtown, MD, Keep Your Colon Rollin' 5K Walk/Run
rob: ! nice. i saw a colon cancer race a while back called "scope it out" ew
mark: I wonder if they have T-shirt design contests. There must be good colon designs that never see the light of day...
rob: bwahahahah! and really shitty ones
mark: LOL
em: Be there this evening. To discuss bills.
ryan: haha, i tom glancy-ed what u wrote and i thought it said "balls"
em: LOL weirdo
The Scheme Behind Fat
It just occurred to me…maybe my mom keeps calling me fat in the hopes that I’ll get frustrated and scream back, “it’s because I’m pregnant! Now leave me alone!” I’m not, by the way, but I’m wondering if she thinks I really am fat or pregs.
Understanding Art for Geeks →
For Maria and all my other g33k friends. Link courtesy of Mark.
Caffeine May Lower Ovarian Cancer Risk →
For goo and rubes. LOL :D
Couple to sue subway over leaked kiss video →
Not cool at all. I’m all about security, but taking advantage and posting to youtube? Not cool.
Are You Trying to Tell Me Something?
I find it interesting that I have now received the article about the correlation between caffeine and miscarriages twice this week - from goo and my sis. And it’s only Tuesday. Either you are trying to tell me to get pregnant or that I drink too much coffee and should stop if I am considering pregnancy. Hmmmmmmmm…? haha From goo: Caffeine Increases Risk of Miscarriage, Study Finds From...
em: You know who I like? I liked Michelle Pfeiffer as Cat Woman
mark: You could be cat woman
em: You mean I could be cow woman. The most lethargic superhero yet!
mark: Right. Are you done now?
“I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone...”
– Richard Gere
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
– Robert Orben
Don't send in the clowns →
What?! People are just now figuring out that kids don’t like clowns??
“subpixel anomalies”
– Mark
Higher wine prices boost drinking pleasure →
hahaha!!!
“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably...”
– GK Chesterton
Bringing Up Babies, And Defying the Norm →
HUGE thanks to Goo for the link. Made me feel better. While a majority of our friends have kids now, it’s still slightly different because our daughter is much older. We don’t go on play dates and can’t entirely relate with pnut’s classmates parents because they are older than we are. We’re kind of stuck in the middle and can’t relate.
“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
– Oscar Wilde
pnut: We're going to make fabrugal eggs in class.
em: Fabrugal?
pnut: Yes. The czar gave it as a gift. It's fancy and has gold and jewels.
em: Are you sure it's a fabrugal egg?
pnut: Yes.
em: And not a faberge egg?
pnut: THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE ONE! FABERGE!
em: That's totally different from fabrugal.
pnut: How am I supposed to know? I'm not Russian.
em: Maybe fabrugal eggs are the fake ones.
“There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others...”
– Pablo Picasso
I found a chicken beast! →